'Elementary school students in upstate New York are especially fond of their new No. 2 pencils supplied by the Ticonderoga company because theyfeature the slogan "Too Cool to Do Drugs." By writing a lot, and sharpening them frequently, the message turns into "Cool to Do Drugs," and then simply "Do Drugs." Fourth-graders find this hysterical. '

I, as well, find this hysterical!! (Thanks Sam.)