You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Shy When a guy gets to know you, he finds a great catch Problem is... you're too shy for most guys to get to know. From meeting someone to dating, you usually have your guard up. And while you're just holding back, it makes you seem like you've got something to hide. Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend Take This Quiz :-)

After dishing out a little advice and then wallowing for a moment in my why-do-I-always-give-advice-but-can't-get-some-for-myself misery, I was told to take this quiz to determine once and for all, without a doubt, hands down, why I am single. And thanks to the irrefutable science that is the internet, I now know. I'm too shy. Ha. Big fat fucking I told you so to everyone who scoffs when I say I'm shy. The internet has my back, bitches! It has nothing to do with the fact that I have no game whatsoever and I'm just plain crazy. It's cuz I'm shy, dammit. (Cue that O-Town song "Shy Girl." And yes, I just referenced an O-Town song..)

In following the ever-sound, fail-safe advice of the internet gods I will be shy no more. I will be bold and brazen, loud and slightly offensive, I will be annoying to all those around me, but so help me I will attract men. Never again will shyness come between me and some hot dude action. On this day I resolve that shyness will be my vice no more.